My Confused Baboon

My Confused Baboon carried a rubber johnny to put up their bum. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Baboon had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Baboon carried a stretchman that they would often embrace. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Confused Baboon desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Baboon looked for a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an odd idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

My Confused Baboon desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.