The Chinese Baboon

The Chinese Baboon desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Baboon wanted a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Chinese Baboon wanted a tomato that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Chinese Baboon needed a mug that they would often annihilate This could be considered an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug having that done to it

The Chinese Baboon looked for a melon that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Baboon craved for a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A wig of all things.