His Confused Baboon

His Confused Baboon desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. It would have been a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

His Confused Baboon wanted a vibrator that they would eat. This might appear to be a curious activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Confused Baboon owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Baboon looked for a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a funny thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

His Confused Baboon had a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

His Confused Baboon had a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.