The Worrisome Baboon

The Worrisome Baboon desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Worrisome Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Worrisome Baboon often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Baboon found a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Worrisome Baboon desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

The Worrisome Baboon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.