The Grumpy Baboon

The Grumpy Baboon often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Baboon always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Baboon always kept a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A cucumber is the item to select.

The Grumpy Baboon owned a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Baboon wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a big sponge having that done to it

The Grumpy Baboon desired a computer to throw. This could be considered an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.