The Depressed Baboon

The Depressed Baboon looked for a bottle of beer that they would drop. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Baboon always carried a radiator that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Baboon needed a vibrator that they would embrace. One might find this to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Depressed Baboon desperately searched for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

The Depressed Baboon craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Depressed Baboon looked for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It was a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it