The Determined Baboon

The Determined Baboon desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Determined Baboon desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Determined Baboon needed a wig to put down their trousers. This is certainly an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Determined Baboon desperately craved for a cheese grater to put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Determined Baboon desired a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Baboon carried a stapler that they liked to drop. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a stapler being the thing selected.