Her Ugly Baboon

Her Ugly Baboon wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Baboon craved for a sword that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A sword would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Baboon desperately needed a crown to embrace. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Baboon desired a pen that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Baboon found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Her Ugly Baboon had a condom that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.