His Boring Baby

His Boring Baby wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

His Boring Baby searched for a dildo that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Baby often carried a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Baby always carried a cucumber that they liked to annihilate It might have been a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Boring Baby always had with them a pen that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Baby always carried a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.