My Green Baby

My Green Baby searched for a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

My Green Baby found a sword to demolish. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

My Green Baby searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Green Baby looked for a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

My Green Baby needed a tomato that they would share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

My Green Baby always had with them a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A set square was the item that was opted for.