My Square Baby

My Square Baby always had with them a condom that they would experiment on. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a condom of all things.

My Square Baby had a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Square Baby always carried a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

My Square Baby searched for a hat that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Square Baby always carried a big sponge that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Square Baby carried a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.