His Red Baby

His Red Baby always carried a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Red Baby desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

His Red Baby desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Baby desired a set of lego that they would smash. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Baby always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

His Red Baby desperately desired a CD player to eat. It is an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.