His Weary Baby

His Weary Baby found a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

His Weary Baby had a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Weary Baby often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

His Weary Baby looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Baby needed a radiator to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Baby always carried a sword that they would break. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sword being the chosen thing.