The Red Baby

The Red Baby wanted a stapler that they would drop. It is a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Baby looked for a little monkey that they would often eat. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it

The Red Baby owned a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Baby needed a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Red Baby always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Red Baby needed a set of lego that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.