The Troubled Baby

The Troubled Baby desperately craved for a condom to try to balance on their head. It is an extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Baby desperately needed a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Baby carried a set of lego that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Baby desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Baby found a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Baby desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.