His Chinese Baby

His Chinese Baby desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Chinese Baby searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Chinese Baby always carried a set of lego that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Baby always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

His Chinese Baby looked for a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Baby often carried a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.