The Anxious Baby

The Anxious Baby desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally drop. This seems a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Baby desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Baby found a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an odd action, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Baby desperately wanted a computer to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Baby desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Anxious Baby had a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A computer would be the thing that was opted for.