The Retarded Baby

The Retarded Baby desired a mug that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

The Retarded Baby found a condom that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Baby desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Baby wanted a computer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Baby desperately desired a block of cheese to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Baby desired a custard pie that they would throw. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it