The Depressed Baby

The Depressed Baby always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. This seems to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Baby desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Baby always carried a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Depressed Baby carried a bat to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Baby always had with them a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup being the thing selected.

The Depressed Baby always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.