His Troubled Baby

His Troubled Baby looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

His Troubled Baby always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was stunning. A painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Troubled Baby craved for a sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Baby desperately looked for a cheese grater to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Baby desperately wanted a rubber johnny to experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Baby had a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.