Their Exceptional Baby

Their Exceptional Baby desperately desired a pen that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

Their Exceptional Baby always kept a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Their Exceptional Baby searched for a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

Their Exceptional Baby desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Baby desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Baby desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It is an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.