His Retarded Baby

His Retarded Baby carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It was an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Baby always kept a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

His Retarded Baby found a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Baby always carried a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Retarded Baby needed a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Baby owned a vibrator to throw. It should be an odd action, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.