A Red Baby

A Red Baby desperately craved for a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Red Baby always had with them a condom to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Red Baby wanted a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

A Red Baby always carried a helmet that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to choose.

A Red Baby desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Red Baby searched for a sponge that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.