The Brainy Baby

The Brainy Baby craved for a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Brainy Baby looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. It might have been an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Baby looked for a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Baby always kept a sponge that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Baby desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was fun. A porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Baby desperately craved for a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.