My Stupid Baby

My Stupid Baby desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Baby desperately craved for a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

My Stupid Baby desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Baby always carried a bat to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Baby always had with them a stapler that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Baby desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often embrace. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.