A Fucking Baby

A Fucking Baby searched for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

A Fucking Baby always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Fucking Baby always kept a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Baby desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Baby always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Baby always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.