His Exciting Baby

His Exciting Baby desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Baby searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

His Exciting Baby always had with them a hat that they would rub on his belly. It should be a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

His Exciting Baby desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally drop. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Exciting Baby often carried a can of coke to drop. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Baby found a vibrator to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.