Dodgy Baby

Dodgy Baby desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Dodgy Baby needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Baby carried a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Dodgy Baby desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

Dodgy Baby carried a bat that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

Dodgy Baby found a sword to demolish. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was magnificent. A sword would be the thing that was chosen.