The Round Baby

The Round Baby owned a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was simply life. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Baby needed a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Baby wanted a set square that they would often smash. It would be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Round Baby searched for a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt it was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Round Baby desperately wanted a stapler that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Round Baby carried a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.