His Beautiful Baby

His Beautiful Baby needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Beautiful Baby desperately searched for a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Baby desperately searched for a big sponge to hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Beautiful Baby found a computer to cuddle. This might appear to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Baby desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It is a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Baby carried a ball that they would often play with. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.