My Crypting Baby

My Crypting Baby owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a new operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Baby had a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Baby searched for a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Crypting Baby wanted a teapot that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

My Crypting Baby craved for a piece of paper that they would annihilate It was a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Baby owned a tomato that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.