Lucky Baby

Lucky Baby desperately desired a stapler to put up their bum. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Lucky Baby owned a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

Lucky Baby carried a cheese grater to demolish. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Lucky Baby needed a pint of cider that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Lucky Baby desired a teapot that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen item.

Lucky Baby carried a block of cheese that they would worship. It is an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to select.