His Worrisome Baby

His Worrisome Baby desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Worrisome Baby desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Baby desired a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

His Worrisome Baby always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

His Worrisome Baby always carried a tomato that they sometimes hug. This seems a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item selected.

His Worrisome Baby wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.