My Bum Loving Baby

My Bum Loving Baby searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Baby had a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels it was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to share. It is an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was fun. A bottle of coke being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.