A Talented Baby

A Talented Baby desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Baby looked for a hat that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Baby always kept a CD player that they liked to cuddle. This seems an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Baby desperately searched for a dildo that they would often drop. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Talented Baby found a helmet to sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

A Talented Baby always had with them a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to select.