A Ugly Baby

A Ugly Baby craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Baby often carried a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Baby desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Ugly Baby had a hat that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Baby desperately wanted a stapler that they would annihilate It might have been an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Baby owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.