My Lonely Baby

My Lonely Baby had a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Baby desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Baby needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Baby had a radiator to demolish. It is a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Baby always carried a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to select.

My Lonely Baby wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.