His Foolish Baby

His Foolish Baby had a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

His Foolish Baby had a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Foolish Baby searched for a computer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Baby wanted a dildo that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

His Foolish Baby carried a mug that they would occasionally worship. This seems a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

His Foolish Baby carried a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.