The Fat Baby

The Fat Baby always had with them a melon that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

The Fat Baby desired a helmet to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

The Fat Baby wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Fat Baby searched for a spade that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Baby desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Baby searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.