His Special Baby

His Special Baby craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Special Baby craved for a mug that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

His Special Baby desperately needed a vibrator that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Special Baby desperately desired a set of lego that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

His Special Baby found a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Special Baby wanted a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was sublime. A dildo being the chosen thing.