Troubled Baby

Troubled Baby desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Troubled Baby always kept a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey of all things.

Troubled Baby desperately needed a magic 8 ball to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Troubled Baby craved for a pencil sharpener to smash. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Troubled Baby desperately needed a dildo to smash. This seems a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

Troubled Baby desperately looked for a crown that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.