The Confused Bear

The Confused Bear desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Bear wanted a spade that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Bear often carried a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It was an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A set square is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Bear desperately searched for a condom that they would often sleep with. It is an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Bear always kept a melon that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Bear always carried a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.