The Brainy Bear

The Brainy Bear needed a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Bear desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Bear desperately looked for a wig that they would often hug. It is a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Bear searched for a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen item.

The Brainy Bear desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Bear owned a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A melon was the item that was opted for.