My Dodgy Bear

My Dodgy Bear desperately wanted a cup to rub on his belly. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup being the chosen item.

My Dodgy Bear owned a sack of potatoes that they would often insert somewhere. It is an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

My Dodgy Bear often carried a little monkey that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Bear had a ball that they would worship. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Bear desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a mug being the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Bear desperately needed a spade to throw. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.