A Big Bear

A Big Bear desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Big Bear desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to share. One might say this is an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Big Bear desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Bear searched for a sword that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

A Big Bear wanted a CD player to sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Bear always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.