The Purple Bear

The Purple Bear desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Bear looked for a little monkey that they would often hug. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Bear found a radiator that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Bear desperately desired a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Purple Bear wanted a computer that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Bear found a condom that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to select.