My Round Bear

My Round Bear owned a bottle of beer to break. It should be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Round Bear carried a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

My Round Bear looked for a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

My Round Bear found a dildo that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Round Bear searched for a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.

My Round Bear desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.