The Magical Bear

The Magical Bear often carried a melon that they would often throw. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a melon was the chosen item.

The Magical Bear wanted a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Bear desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

The Magical Bear desperately craved for a can of coke to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Bear had a radiator that they would hug. It was an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Bear carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.