The Fat Bear

The Fat Bear wanted a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

The Fat Bear desired a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Bear always carried a block of cheese to worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Fat Bear carried a CD player that they would throw. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Fat Bear always had with them a mug that they would demolish. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Bear found a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.