The Lovely Bear

The Lovely Bear desperately desired a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be out of this world. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Bear needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Bear desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally break. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Bear desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Bear always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Lovely Bear desired a lava lamp that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.